February 2009


A professor at CCNY for a physiological psych class told his class about bananas.  He said the expression “going bananas” is from the effects of bananas on the brain.  Read on:

1]  Never, put a  banana in the refrigerator!!!
This is interesting.
After reading this, you’ll never look at a banana in the same way  again.

2] Bananas contain three natural sugars - sucrose, fructose and glucose combined with fiber. A banana gives an instant, sustained and substantial boost of energy.

Research has proven that just two bananas provide enough energy for a strenuous 90-minute workout. No wonder the banana is the number one fruit with the world’s leading athletes.

But energy isn’t the only way a banana can help us keep fit. It can also help overcome or prevent a substantial number of illnesses and  conditions, making it a must to add to our daily diet.

3] Depression: According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND amongst people suffering from depression, many felt much better after eating a banana. This is because bananas contain tryptophan, a type of protein that the body converts into serotonin, known to make you  relax, improve your mood and generally make you feel happier.

PMS: Forget the pills – eat a banana. The vitamin B6 it contains regulates blood glucose levels, which can affect your mood.

4] Anemia: High in iron, bananas can stimulate the production of hemoglobin in the blood and so helps in cases of anemia.

5] Blood Pressure: This unique tropical fruit is extremely high in potassium yet low in salt, making it perfect to beat blood pressure. So much so, the US Food and Drug Administration has just allowed the banana industry to make official claims for the fruit’s ability to reduce the risk of blood pressure and stroke.

6] Brain Power: 200 students at a Twickenham (Middlesex) school England) were helped through their exams this year by eating bananas at breakfast, break, and lunch in a bid to boost their brain power. Research has shown that the potassium-packed fruit can assist learning by making pupils more alert.

7] Constipation: High in fiber, including bananas in the diet can help restore normal bowel action, helping to overcome the problem without resorting to laxatives.

8] Hangovers: One of the quickest ways of curing a hangover is to make a banana milkshake, sweetened with honey. The banana calms the stomach and, with the help of the honey, builds up depleted blood  sugar levels, while the milk soothes and re-hydrates your system.

9] Heartburn: Bananas have a natural antacid effect in the body, so if you suffer from heartburn, try eating a banana for soothing relief.

10] Morning Sickness: Snacking on bananas between meals helps to keep blood sugar levels up and avoid morning sickness.

11] Mosquito bites: Before reaching for the insect bite cream, try rubbing the affected area with the inside of a banana skin. Many people find it amazingly successful at reducing swelling and irritation.

12] Nerves: Bananas are high in B vitamins that help calm the nervous        system.

13] Overweight and at work?
Studies at the Institute of Psychology in Austria found pressure at work leads to gorging on comfort food like chocolate and chips. Looking at 5,000 hospital patients, researchers found the most obese were more likely to be in high-  pressure jobs. The report concluded that, to avoid panic-induced food cravings, we need to control our blood sugar levels by snacking on high carbohydrate foods every two hours to keep levels steady.

14] Ulcers: The banana is used as the dietary food against intestinal disorders because of its soft texture and smoothness. It is the only raw fruit that can be eaten without distress in over- chronicler cases. It also neutralizes over-acidity and reduces irritation by coating the lining of the stomach.

Temperature control: Many other cultures see bananas as a “cooling” fruit that can lower both the physical and emotional temperature of expectant mothers. In Thailand , for example, pregnant women eat  bananas to ensure their baby is born with a cool temperature.

14] Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD): Bananas can help SAD sufferers
because they contain the natural mood enhancer tryptophan.

15] Smoking &Tobacco Use: Bananas can also help people trying to give up smoking. The B6, B12 they contain, as well as the potassium and magnesium found in them, help the body recover from the effects of nicotine withdrawal..

16] Stress: Potassium is a vital mineral, which helps normalize the heartbeat, sends oxygen to the brain and regulates your body’s water balance. When we are stressed, our metabolic rate rises, thereby reducing our potassium levels. These can be rebalanced with the help of a high-potassium banana snack.

17] Strokes: According to research in The New England Journal of Medicine, eating bananas as part of a regular diet can cut the risk of death by strokes by as much as 40%

18] Warts: Those keen on natural alternatives swear that if you want to kill off a wart, take a piece of banana skin and place it on the wart, with the yellow side out. Carefully hold the skin in place with a plaster or surgical tape.

So, a banana really is a natural remedy for many ills. When you compare it to an apple, it has four times the protein, twice the carbohydrate, three times the phosphorus, five times the vitamin A  and iron, and twice the other vitamins and minerals. It is also rich in potassium and is one of the best value foods around So  maybe its time to change that well-known phrase so that we say,  ” A banana a day keeps the doctor away!”

PS: Bananas must be the reason monkeys are so happy all the time. I will add one here; want a quick shine on our shoes??

Take the INSIDE of the banana skin, and rub directly on the shoe…polish with dry cloth. Amazing fruit !!!


My wife sat down on  the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She  asked, ‘What’s on TV?’

I said, ‘Dust.’

And then the fight started…

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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for  our upcoming anniversary. She said, ‘I want something  shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.’

I bought her a scale.

And then the fight  started…

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When I got home last night, my wife demanded  that I take her someplace expensive… so, I took her to  a gas station.

And then the fight started…

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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high  school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady  swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asked, ‘Do you know her?’

‘Yes,’  I sighed, ‘She’s my old girlfriend. I understand she  took to drinking right after we split up those many  years ago, and I hear she hasn’t been sober since.’

‘My God!’ says my wife, ‘who would think a  person could go on celebrating that long?’

And  then the fight started…

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I took my wife to a restaurant.  The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.

“I’ll have the strip steak, medium rare,  please.”

He said, “Aren’t you worried about the  mad cow?”"

Nah, she can order for herself.”

And then the fight started…

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I  tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light  for $14.95.

Instead, she bought a jar of cold  cream for $7.95.

I told her the beer would make  her look better at night than the cold cream.

And then the fight started….

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My wife asked me if a certain dress made her  butt look big. I told her not as much as the dress she  wore yesterday

and then the fight started…..

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A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent  babies.

Suddenly, at 3 o’clock in the morning, a  loud noise came from outside.

The woman,  bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man  ‘Holy crap. That must be my husband!’

So the man  jumped out of the bed; scared and naked jumped out the  window. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a  thorn bush and to his car as fast as he could go.

A few minutes later he returned and went up to  the bedroom and screamed at the woman, ‘I AM your  husband!’

The woman yelled back, ‘Yeah, then why  were you running?’

And then the fight  started…..

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Saturday morning I got up early, quietly  dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped  quietly into the garage.

I hooked up the boat up  to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a  torrential downpour.

The wind was blowing 50  mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the  radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all  day.

I went back into the house, quietly  undressed, and slipped back into bed.

I cuddled  up to my wife’s back, now with a different anticipation,  and whispered, ‘The weather out there is terrible.’

My loving wife of 10 years replied, ‘Can you  believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?’

And then the fight started …

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I asked my wife, “Where do you  want to go for our anniversary? “

It warmed my  heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.  “Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!” she said.
So I suggested, “How about the kitchen?”

And that’s when the fight started….