OLDER WOMEN ARE SO PRACTICAL

After being married for 40 years, I took a careful look at my wife one
day and said, "Honey, 40 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car,
slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to
sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old gal.

Now I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and plasma screen
TV, but I'm sleeping with a 65-year-old woman.  It seems to me that you're
not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman.  She told me to go out and find a hot
25-year-old gal, and she would make sure that I would once again be living
in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and
watching a 10-inch black and white TV..

Aren't older women great?  They really know how to solve your mid-life
crises.